Come join me

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Lariat, Oct 6, 2015.

  1. Lariat

    Lariat Active Member

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    Mortals,

    I will be stepping out of the planes tomorrow seeking adventure, well more accurately seeking entertainment. I have come across a scroll that can unlock an ancient land full of wonders, treasure, and a chance at glory.

    I will need your help to work this magic. Come find me tomorrow around 2 o'clock in your earth time for the Pacific.

    Until then, I will be watching.

    Gala the Curious
     
  2. Kuron

    Kuron People Like Me

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    Wonders n' treasures, eh? Well twist m'darn soul, that sounds right up my alley!

    *takes a drag off his crudely-rolled, filthy cigarette*

    Heh, prolly a whole slew of new beasts to poach in this ancient land, I'm bettin'. Just thinkin' of all the ivory and ambergris is makin' me all frilly.

    I'll be lookin' for ya fer sure, not a critter r' man alive can hide from ol' Howlinmad.
     
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  3. Lenas

    Lenas I Feel Loved

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    Will be hot on the trail
     
  4. Kuron

    Kuron People Like Me

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    Lousy Ranger, you stay outta the ancient land, hear me?

    Second you do-goody Ranger-types gets yer hands on somethin' new n' wild ya start preservn' and protectin' it an' not lettin' anybody else make any money... er... I mean explore and appreciate it!

    That's why I started posin' as.. er... BECAME one of ya. Start tellin' folks yer a Ranger an' they just let ya walk right in fer a little lookie-loo at their Unicorn glade or their sacred Bear grotto with open arms and averted eyes. No questions asked r' supervision required. Now that's my kinda tour!

    Yer prolly gonna try'n make sure everythin' in the durned new land stays nice an' comfy.

    *spits*

    Me, I got diff'rent idears. Heh heh...
     
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  5. Kaielen

    Kaielen Active Member

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    Oh, man...another "god" messing around with reality. You see this is exactly why I'm agnostic.

    I guess it's not like the world could get any worse, right? It's not like she/he can bring out a bunch of lizardmen or giant badgers that walk upright.
     
  6. Dranthor

    Dranthor Active Member

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    Guys... it's clearly a troll post. Don't pay any attention to this. Wouldn't even log in tomorrow if I was you.

    /duck
    /sneak
    /hide
    /scamper_away
    /evil_laugh


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    Can't wait!
     
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  7. Neealana

    Neealana People Like Me

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    Should be fun !
     
  8. Medrall

    Medrall Member

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    Ill be there :)
     
  9. Yinn Yang

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    I'll be there :)
     
  10. Sturmm

    Sturmm Well-Known Member

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    SUPER excited about the time change, now I can attend!
     
  11. Zacharg

    Zacharg New Member

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    This sounds awesome. I won't be able to attend, but I can't wait to hear the tales!
     
  12. Kazlan

    Kazlan New Member

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    Will low level toons be able to participate and enjoy the event? I dont have any high levels.
     
  13. Lenas

    Lenas I Feel Loved

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    High levels only!! Shoo!

    Kidding.
     
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  14. Lenas

    Lenas I Feel Loved

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    Gala needed some help gathering items around the world... Pirate earrings, aqua goblin backbones, homemade fishing gear and froglok blood.

    After we turned all of that in, a giant skeleton named Doom spawned and tried to steal the spell to open up Kunark! But we killed it quickly.

    Adventurers that participated were given multiple potions.. 10 dose ant, sow, gate potions, etc.

    Dobben and myself were awarded 'of Kunark' titles :)
     
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  15. Zacharg

    Zacharg New Member

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    Awesome! Congrats to everyone! Thank you devs for setting up the event. Maybe I'll make it to the Velious release haha!
     
  16. Lenas

    Lenas I Feel Loved

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    Nukem also given title 'of Kunark' for laying the SMACK down on Doom.
     
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  17. Khorpus

    Khorpus Well-Known Member

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