Mortals, I will be stepping out of the planes tomorrow seeking adventure, well more accurately seeking entertainment. I have come across a scroll that can unlock an ancient land full of wonders, treasure, and a chance at glory. I will need your help to work this magic. Come find me tomorrow around 2 o'clock in your earth time for the Pacific. Until then, I will be watching. Gala the Curious
Wonders n' treasures, eh? Well twist m'darn soul, that sounds right up my alley! *takes a drag off his crudely-rolled, filthy cigarette* Heh, prolly a whole slew of new beasts to poach in this ancient land, I'm bettin'. Just thinkin' of all the ivory and ambergris is makin' me all frilly. I'll be lookin' for ya fer sure, not a critter r' man alive can hide from ol' Howlinmad.
Lousy Ranger, you stay outta the ancient land, hear me? Second you do-goody Ranger-types gets yer hands on somethin' new n' wild ya start preservn' and protectin' it an' not lettin' anybody else make any money... er... I mean explore and appreciate it! That's why I started posin' as.. er... BECAME one of ya. Start tellin' folks yer a Ranger an' they just let ya walk right in fer a little lookie-loo at their Unicorn glade or their sacred Bear grotto with open arms and averted eyes. No questions asked r' supervision required. Now that's my kinda tour! Yer prolly gonna try'n make sure everythin' in the durned new land stays nice an' comfy. *spits* Me, I got diff'rent idears. Heh heh...
Oh, man...another "god" messing around with reality. You see this is exactly why I'm agnostic. I guess it's not like the world could get any worse, right? It's not like she/he can bring out a bunch of lizardmen or giant badgers that walk upright.
Guys... it's clearly a troll post. Don't pay any attention to this. Wouldn't even log in tomorrow if I was you. /duck /sneak /hide /scamper_away /evil_laugh ... ... ... ... ... Can't wait!
Gala needed some help gathering items around the world... Pirate earrings, aqua goblin backbones, homemade fishing gear and froglok blood. After we turned all of that in, a giant skeleton named Doom spawned and tried to steal the spell to open up Kunark! But we killed it quickly. Adventurers that participated were given multiple potions.. 10 dose ant, sow, gate potions, etc. Dobben and myself were awarded 'of Kunark' titles
Awesome! Congrats to everyone! Thank you devs for setting up the event. Maybe I'll make it to the Velious release haha!
Awesome, wish I could have made it as well! Sounds like it was a good time. Kuron you crack me up. http://www.treasurenet.com/forums/beach-shallow-water/328230-ambergris.html